People Kinda Suck...

Seriously, you guys are total assholes! This inconsiderate bitch  person was innocently trying to find a seat in a darkened theater, which is like, totally hard. Of course looking for a seat in a dark theater usually means that the movie has already started, which attests to the fact that this person started her evening by arriving late, thus automatically being rude to her fellow moviegoers.

Maybe the theater Gestapo was being unfair, maybe she was using her phone to illuminate that piece of popcorn she dropped the first time management warned her about texting...

First let me say that this is the kind of stupid bullshit that keeps me out of theaters, but I would have to support a theater that has the balls to give selfish fucktards the boot. I'm sure everyone has experienced one of *those people* in a public setting, they are folks who feel entitled to treat a theater (or any public place) like it's their fucking living room...

I extend a hearty bravo to the ownership and staff of the Alamo Drafthouse, but have to say that I blame all of this on Sarah Palin. (Although in actuality cell phones are at fault, but ignore that fact and go with me here) The tundra-grifter has redefined belligerently arrogant ignorance as one of the most important rights our Constitution bestows. Bible Spice has taught a generation of Americans that it is their inalienable right to be wrong about everything, and that they are entitled to be immature, petty, and confrontational, when somebody has the temerity to call you on it...