A Major Victory Against Anti-Pastafarian Discrimination...

 Praise his noodly appendage! A brave Austrian man has won an important battle against decades at least some period of state-sanctioned religious discrimination. This might possibly lead to official recognition of the one true faith by the Austrian government, which may very well lead to other European governments following suit.

Now that the Austrian's have decided that Pastafarians are not insane, it is an exciting time to be a true-believer. The next step in our agenda has to be getting FSM Church members elected to local school boards across America. If Christians want to teach religious tenets in science class, then we should insure that our non-dogma is taught in every comparative religion class.

I am confident that when the universal truths of the mighty noodly one are presented to America's impressionable youth, they will come to understand that Pastafarianism is vastly superior to any silly sun-worshipping apocalyptic zombie-cult or whatever. I predict spontaneous conversions to the Church by the pant-load.

After all, how are you going to keep the kids living their empty lives of contradictory tenets and arbitrarily imposed deprivations once they've found out that Pastafarian heaven has a beer volcano? Just ask yourself this, is paradise really paradise without stripper factories?

rAmen!