The Sad News: Complete Fucking Idiots Make up One Quarter of U.S. Population...

 A recent poll determined that twenty-six percent of Americans didn't know what country we fucking gained independence from on the fourth of fucking July! (Here's a clue Morans, the sun never sat on their empire.) What is left to fucking say except USA-USA-USA-USA-USA! America rules, now let's go blow some shit up!

Have a happy Fourth of July everybody...