Rick Perry: Ignorant Tool or Lying Sack of Shit?

 I find it disturbingly ironic, yet all too predictable, that the current field of potential GOP presidential candidates desperately want to dismantle all the environmental regulations instituted since GOP President Richard Nixon created the EPA. With the exception of maybe two of the potential candidates (one of whom doesn't stand a chance in hell of getting nominated anyway), the entire GOP field doesn't even believe in the overwhelming amount of research that indicates climate change is anthropogenic, some even go so far as to say it is a total fabrication, to which I say, tell that to the Arctic ice cap you ignorant fucking dumbshits...

At least Mittens Romney, the current GOP frontrunner, does believe that climate change is anthropogenic in nature, yet on the stump he displays this bizarre gaping hole in what is otherwise the only logical approach to combating climate change. He and every other GOP candidate are running on a platform of stripping the EPA of its ability to regulate the industries that emit the greenhouse gases responsible for that change.

But by far the most frightening fucktard on the current list is newcomer Texas Governor Rick Perry. Not only does he believe that climate change isn't actually happening, but he is convinced that scientists from around the world, studying in multiple different disciplines, are all involved in a massive conspiracy to socially engineer our society. According to Rick, literally thousands of scientists have fabricated results merely to ensure a steady flow of financing to their research. Maybe he believes this because he assumes that everyone in the world's scientific community is as duplicitous and unethical as he appears to be.

Of course Ricky-Bobby is referring to the so-called climate-gate non-scandal that was only a scandal if you watch Faux News or read World Nut Daily. He fails to mention that all the scientists involved were exonerated in no less that four independent inquiries in two different countries, but forget those facts and go with him here, Rick knows that atmospheric science, and science in general, is nothing more than a highly lucrative business that produces more millionaires than even the oil industry. Obviously science is conducted by people with a liberal bias (after all, they attended fancy liberally-biased colleges with all that there fancy book learnin'). According to Rick, scientists want nothing less than the destruction of America or some such patently ridiculous bullshit...

The world can no longer abide giving these fools political power. Let us look forward, not backward as the entire GOP field would have us do...