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In case you are like most American's and you've been in a pharmaceutically-induced stupor for the last few years, you may not have noticed that the U.S. Supreme Court decided to sell our electoral system to the highest bidder. A recent example of this fire sale is the Wisconsin State Senate recall elections where as much as 30 million dollars was spent by mysterious unseen forces - on six fucking State Senate races! Do you know what this means? It means we have finally achieved banana republic status...